JOHN DEAN'S TESTIMONY BEFORE CONGRESS
Once upon a time there was a man about thirty, who lived at the Bosc house. Lately his ex girlfriend named Laura had been coming over for various occasions like Bible Studies and such run by Pete Richards. David Stanley had been sort of avoiding Laura for about eight or nine months now because of a series of events that happened last September where David had sex three times with Laura in the space of a week, but then went away on an extended trip with a good friend. Upon his return he was put under pressure to pay for an abortion Laura wanted to have. He managed to find out that Laura had had sex with someone other than him in that period and he was rather suspicious of her to begin with. Now in June of 1981 he noticed a change in Laura’s personality. There was a coarser nature about her. The previous March she had had sort of a mental break down and spent time in the UC Irvine facility. David kind of saw Laura as a shadow of her former self. The bloom was off the rose. So it only figured that on July 3rd. (the day before the fourth) when they went to a baptism in Corona Del Mar that Laura would be jealous when David began showing attention to a new girl, Susan. The fact that Susan had a child didn’t bother him. He wasn’t planning on marrying her or anything. He just wanted to get to know her better. On July 18th. in a non related event I want to include anyhow, Mark Campbell gave a warning at a swimming party BBQ at a trailer park, “Don’t eat the chicken”. David ate the chicken anyhow and got sick the very next day. Perhaps he was feeling tense because his parents had just bought a house on Pinewood street, which they were hoping to rent to “a mutual friend” shall we say, after he got married. Sometimes David Stanley saw things as not necessarly bad but with his parents even neutral news had a way of ending up bad even if he didn’t know how.
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A few days after July fourth David Stanley, Pete Richards, his girlfriend, and David Snow, went to Magic Mountain. When they came back to the Bosc house, their dog, Toby had torn up the whole screen door in back. Toby had been unusually freaked out by the recent fireworks, or at least that’s what they thought at the time. In late July approximately the same group, plus Terry and a girl named Vicky, and Zachery, Dick and Robin’s five year old child, went to the LA Zoo. Vicky loved animals and seemed unusually attentive to the tigers, so that Zachery named her “Tiger lady”.
A few days later he and Laura had another shot at things and they had a date (with a group) at a water slide park somewhere to the east, “The Big O” or something, that later had problems. Laura and David had that old spice back in their relationship. A few days after this when Laura was over at the Bosc house, perhaps for a Bible study, the news happened to be showing Prince Charles and Princess Dianna’s wedding reruns, and Laura made the starteling statement, “David, you know that could be us”. It was a week or so later in the first week of August that David was on a beach trip at Laguna Beach with Pete Richards, his girlfriend, and also Jean Hayse and Vicky, otherwise known as the Tiger Lady because of the bathing suits she wore that Zachery liked. One time David was way out in the water and then coming into shore when he was badly pummeled by two giant waves. Vicky was with him and she required assistance from a lifeguard. When David got back to shore Jeane said to David, “Those two waves seemed to have it in for you personally”. While facing a semi “death” or something experience- - David saw into the future. He saw how Ronald Reagan’s economic plans would blow up in his face and there would be poor and homeless like there never was before. He also saw that if he stayed at the Bosc house that future roommates may not be people whom he gets along with. He felt unnearved by this “future flash” and decided when it came to the future it was time he thought about it a little. Hell, he thought it was something he did something about. (Jeane likes to read books) Laura wasn’t there.
The following Saturday Terry brought over an Annie Hearing album, which is “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” set to rock music. This is the night where Terry made the joke, “How can you tell a California fruit fly from an Oriental fruit fly? The Oriental fruit fly has a camera”. (Many people suspect that Terry must do cartoon voices because he always stands out in a croud telling stories)
David bought “The Fifth Horsemen” at the local supermarket around the first of August. He was into those weird kind of books in those days. It was a few days after August 8th. during the next week that David and Laura decided to get married. It seemed like an insane, impulsive act. David weighed out all the pros and cons. He had a job he’d had for a few months landscaping buildings and houses. He wasn’t sure how long the job would last but he knew that since Laura worked too now, they could make a go of it if they could come up with a place to rent. Parents just announced that the Pinewood St. house was up for rent because they had just got done re-tiling the kitchen counter and doing other improvements. He considers the fact that they agreed to rent the house to him a minor miracle. Mark Campbell took to calling David Stanley by the nickname of “hoser”. For a long time David didn’t know what that word meant. He thought it was because when Mark drove up to the Bosc house he’d always see David watering the yard. It wasn’t till years later that David found out what a “hoser” really was- - a fast talking con artist. David says “Usually being a fast talker doesn’t work with parents. This time it did”. Laura and David Stanley were married at a court house that Saturday morning. The next day was Laura’s 22nd. birthday. They didn’t go on any honeymoon.
In late August Jim Cooper, another ex Bosc roommate built Toby a dog house. At the time Toby was showing signs of not being all well. He seemed weaker and tireder than he normally is. David Stanley noticed this a few days later when he and Jim went to some school to run the dog. David himself was aware that his own physical stamina wasn’t as good as he thought when he began running the track. He was comparing himself to the way he used to be in high school or something.
The last outing Toby ever went on with the group was on September 16th. It was Pete Richards, and his now fiancée, Vicky, David, and of course Toby.
It was Monday October the 12th. that Pete Richards called up David Stanley and said that this was the day Toby was being taken to be euthanized. There had been a recent thunder storm where Toby freaked out more and often the dog would hide, shaking in dark places and be withdrawn. One time I saw him on the patio trying to eat his food and some “force” was spinning his back legs around. The dog could not keep his balance and appeared to be in continual torment. The doctors said it was brain leshions. Pete and David rode together to the pound and made a stop at David’s parents house because David copped 24 pills of his Dad’s Vallium, just in case he needed it.
By late August Mark Campbell had kind of taken over writing letters to the media under the name Ziggy’s Air Command, or the Z A C. Sometimes David would includes “bits” from the real world in his letters, but Mark urged David not to say he was married because it would add to an air of mystory. Instead it was Mark’s idea to say that David committed suicide by laying across the train tracks at Lincoln avenue in Anaheim. Mark even wrote out a whole skit a few months later based on this plot.
Pete Richards ended the Bible Study the weekend before Thanksgiving. David had lost his job in October and went to CETA to look for another, as he had done so often before but this time they were closed down for good. As it turns out it was wife Laura to the rescue because she had heard about an accounts receivable job that had opened up. We don’t need to name the business. It was one of those obscure Tech sounding names they have in this area. David applied for the job and he had it till late May of 1990 when he was laid off because of the coming George Bush 41 recession.
We’re going to take a break here. I guess I won’t be posting this till tomorrow.
Meanwhile the Bosc mates were down to three. They were Jim Cooper, and Bobby Hayden, who had replaced Gary in early may. Bobby Hayden’s brother, known as “Pike” had coincidentally moved in in August. His appearance from Texas had worked out so beautifully it’s almost as though the Lord had planned it. They needed one more and that turned out to be Mark Campbell, who had made increasing appearances at the Bosc house. Mark was not a Christian but he stealthfully hid this fact from the others. He moved in the first of December and now the four Boscs were complete. Jim Cooper was the one who coined the term “Bosc” after “Tobosc” sort of a strange name for the dog, and in the dog’s honor, the term “Bosc” was used. The Bosc house at this time was sort of a pear green, as, incidentally, was the Pinewood house. Mark Campbell complained because he claimed the social circle was changing and all these new people were being added and he had trouble keeping up with the changes. Mark complained of feeling especially alienated at the New Years Eve party, where they took communion.
Meanwhile David and Laura were happy living in the Pinewood house. To David it kind of reminded him of Palm Street because they both had a garage in the back yard. It was a big yard, too. Mark had asked Pete if he could take Toby when he moved in but Pete turned him down. The couple never did have any dogs, only David Stanley’s cat, Bo, who was found dead under a bush in the early spring of 1983. David and Laura had talked about having a church wedding. Laura wanted to have it at the Crystal Cathedral. They were both dreamers and perhaps that was their problem. They both talked about having kids but somehow never got around to that either, thank God, some might say. As far as David knows he didn’t have “low motility of sperm” like Phil Kiriacus or anything.
Mark Campbell and the other Boscs gave themselves names. They were avid Star Trek fans, Mark was Spock, Jim was Captain Kirk, and Pike was of course Captain Pike, from the pilot, and I don’t remember who Bobby Hayden was. This was in the late winter of 1982. Some months later during a rather dour, dreary, overcast summer, David Stanley made a visit to the Bosc house. The things he noticed were that the place had a run down quality to it. He noticed that the Ash tree had been removed. He didn’t like that. And mostly he noticed how the Blue flower plants had taken over so much of the yard. Nobody seemed to know what species it was. David Stanley still went to Bible Studies held at the church on Wednesday nights, but Laura didn’t go. She says she felt uncomfortable with those old people. Mark Campbell had his eyes on a girl named Michelle Green- - and David would remark “I wish I was Mark” to the annoyance of his wife, Laura. She had nice breasts, but Michelle’s were bigger.
It was a Saturday night, one week before the Memorial Day weekend, according to Mark, after an evening of miniature golf, that the Boscs first acquired the black and white kitten at the time that Jim named “Bones” after the Startrek character. Bones was a black cat with seven white spots. (four for the paws) Bones was an adventuresome sort with sort of a dog karma. Jim said “Normally I don’t like cats but Bones is different”. There was a roomer that the cat could never be photographed. It was around Newyears of 1984-1985 that Bones disappeared. The rest is up for speculation. There were rumored “appearances” kind of like Elvis, or that other guy who died on a cross.
In March of 1983 Bobby Hayden got married to Lilly. She got that alias because of her lilly white skin and not “normally complected” like Bobby Hayden and he were. There were media letters sent to the effect that this entire marriage was held under water and everyone had SCUBA gear on. On March 24th. 1983 s some sort of “incident” occurred with Mark Campbell and Zachery causing Dick and Robin not to trust Mark being around Zachary by himself. Mark moved out of the Bosc house at the end of the month and seemed to have “had it” with marquarading as a Christian. However he did join the others in seeing the movie “Gandhi” in a theater in mid April. It was around May 24th. there was some big party at the Bosc house that David Stanley and Mark Campbell attended, but Laura was absent. After this Mark kind of faded into the woodwork, at least for a while. And now time passes. When Bobby Hayden and Mark Campbell moved out of the Bosc house they needed two more people. On Easter Sunday Henry (an alias) and “Captain X Ray”, we’ll call him, took their place. Meanwhile in some ways despite being married- - David Stanley hung out with the same social group and also had all the other hang-outs that he still frequented.
In late June of 1985 Mark Campbell was dying of a terminal disease. Ron moved out of the Bosc house and a friend of Henry’s named Jack moved on in. Jim, of course, had also gotten married. More time passes, and we’re going to take that break now.
Getting up early in the morning can sometimes be symbolic- - -
Parents have a reputation as rather meddlesome landlords. They worry themselves into a not so early grave over the actions of their tenants. In January of 1987 Mom had the famous tree trimming party at the Bosc house, and I don’t mean Christmas. Actually it was tree removal. Two large pepper trees, one in the front yard and one in the back yard were completely removed- and a lot of other stuff was dealt with. You can tell neighborhoods with active gardener recruiters because a formerly lush and green tract will now take on a rather scalped quality and many houses that didn’t look like “cracker boxes” before the gardeners when through the tract- looked so afterwards.
In late May of 1987 Captain X Ray quit one job and was going to start up another. He wanted to start his own drafting business. Of the four Boscs he already made the most money and was the least reliable of the four in paying bills, and the Sparkelettes water service is a prime example of something that went bye bye. As the summer progress Captain X Ray became more religiously fanatical in his beliefs. When he had moved in he had tons of text books from college. One day he decided these books were evil and had a giant bon fire on the patio. The landlords weren’t too happy to hear about this- since cleaning up the mess was not high on his agenda.
In late September parents became obcessed about trermites. By now they owned four houses. The Pinewood house was the second house they bought, and ended up being the first of all their properties to be sold. The landlords had both the Pinewood house and the Bosc house inspected for termites. The Pinewood house got the OK signal but the Bosc house wasn’t so lucky and the place had to be tented. This occurred the night of October 5th. and 6th. or Monday going into Tuesday. Henry asked David if he could stay overnight with him on Monday night and David reluctantly said OK. The funny thing is that his wife, Laura had stated that she wanted to spend a few days with her mother. Laura had been saying some strange things lately and acting a little strange. David felt safe thinking “We’re married- what’s she going to do?” Well, you know how flakey mermaids are. Henry stayed over Monday but then said he was hyper allergic to bug spray and asked to stay over Tuesday night also. This was the night of the total lunar eclipse, which David observed. The first part of the month of October 1987 had been dry and very hot. Now on Wednesday there was a break in the weather and clouds could actually be seen. Henry himself began acting strangely and he asked if he could stay over just one more night because of his hypersensitivity to bug spray and all and the headaches he’s gotten from it in the past. David wanted to call Laura’s mother’s number to see how she was doing and Henry got defencive and said “She’s doing fine. I talked to her earlier today. She just feels she needs to get away and spend time with her mother”. For some reason David bought that. Thursday morning October 8th. Henry was up bright and early as if going somewhere before seven. He then told David he had to come with him over to the Bosc house because there were some documents that looked important and his Mom was concerned that they were important that were over there and David had to come along to look at them. So David rode with Henry over to the Bosc house.
In honor of the WW II dead we are leaving out this next part- - - -
On July 17th. 1988 David Stanley moved out of Pinewood into his own apartment, and Henry helped him move his stuff over in his truck. They stood in the livingroom and prayed over the apartment that the Lord would bless his living there. David was feeling naustalgia for Christian music and played albums like “The Way” 2nd. album and also Larry Norman and Elvis gospel stuff from the Million Dollar Sessions.
The fact he was a Christian became known there and was greeted in a hostile manner. He would always be carrying his Bible to church. David felt as if there were something Satanic about this place. A couple catty corner from him so to speak had just had a baby named Nicholas, and Ron and Marcy from across the way came to look at him. Ron had started off friendly tword David but turned hostile and Marcy always struck David as weird. This couple, who we’ll call George and Kathy- - notably Kathy, seemed to have a close relation with the manager’s nine year old daughter, Corrie. Corrie looked nothing like her mother. Her mother was a boosemy brunette with fair skin that sunburned easily and Corrie was a “dirty blonde” and skinny as a rail. In fact she bragged she was so skinny she could actually slip through the pool railings, as they then were. Corrie tanned easily, as did Kathy and Nicholas. Corrie spent a lot of time over at that apartment even taking care of Nicholas. “Do you want me to change Nicholas?” and I happened to think of that Bewitched episode, “Into what?” I mused. Another troublesome guy was from apartment one married to a cute Mexican. His name as I recall was Tony Quello, same as that congressmen. There was a lot of rock music and there was heavy marijuana usage. George and Kathy themselves grew an herb (or spice) garden. Nicholas seemed unusually bright for a newborn infant. There was a certain intelligent quality to the eyes. He liked to watch the sunset if it was colorful.
OK we’re bringing this to a close. In late May of 1990 David Stanley lost his accounting job that he’d had ever since late November 1981. He felt kind of stunned to be out of a job. He walked around in an unreal daze. One Saturday he went to the store and (this is going to get weird) saw a magazine article that Elvis had really committed suicide. He mused about the idea of suicide. The song “I’ll be on my way” by the Beatles at the BBC was running through his mind. That Tuesday was election day but after he voted he thought, “What ever am I going to do with the rest of this day?” The weather this day was perfect for a summer’s day, hot and sunny.
So right now- - We’ll Be On Our Way. Here’s an “Abby Road” snippet
Allright, I want everybody now to watch Kenny the Shark with me. Roomer has it that “Cat” or Kathy was really adopted and that when she grows up she would bleach her hair to kind of an artificial reddish blondish. And that her first born son would be through artificial insemination, and that her husband at least claims to be from Boston, and the “original” lyrics to the demo are actually, “More Than A Roomer”.
”. Anderson: “Do you care to elaborate? Stanley: “Well yeah, Jim one of my roommates that March got a promotion to pole climbing as a utility worker and not just a ground grunt. And Mark Campbell- - he made the prediction that Rush, the rock group, would become a household name, when “Moving Pictures” was not even released yet. Anderson: “Do you care what Mark thinks?” Stanley: “Well yeah, he’s a friend of mine and it was early April and the Joseph Granville report predicted there would be a gigantic collapse in the stock market in a weel or so. And I agreed with it based on my astrological calculations. But Mark thought all that astrology and end of the world stuff was a bunch of bullshit” Anderson: “End of the world stuff?” Stanley, “Well yeah- - all Christians in my circle believed the world was coming to an end in 1982 - - it was sort of based on something called the Kandratiev wave that occurs once every fifty four years and in 1982 when all of the planets are in proper alignment- - “ Anderson: “Don’t you think you’re running a little far a field? You were going to talk about your wife”.